RIGHT WING WACKOS TAKE NOTICE
BEJING (IBS) March 21, 2005 - The red chinese "Mix and Match Cloning Labratories" have just announced they have successfully mixed and matched the cloning of a Red Chinese Pug Dog named FooBirdFlusher and a Far Right Wing RePug named Barbara, answers to the call name of Babs, Babs was reportedly kidnapped last Fourth of July from the far east side of rural RePug Orange County Californicadia. This announcement caught the far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadians by complete surprise. There have not been any reports from any far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadian of any missing, lost or unaccounted for Republican wombman named Barbara in the past 15 months. The reports of the mixed and matched clone have caused a lot of concern in local Repug circles. The clone is said to have the outward apperance of a normal far east side of rural RePug Orange County Californicadian, but has an inbred conservative style loyality to the Red commies and really knows how to hate. It is believed that the Red Chinese will attempt to smuggle the mix and match cloned Red Chinese Pug Dog/Orange County Californicadia RePug into far east side of rural RePug Orange County Californicadia to begin undermining the moral frabric of far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadians and make friends and have a call name friendship with each and every RIGHT WING WACKO gun
owner in far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadia. This infomation about the intentions of the Red commies and their mix and match cloned Red Chinese Pug
Dog/Orange County Californicadia RePug monsters was relayed to this reporter by Vern, the secret souse down at "Ivan the Invisible Man Camo
Paint and Battery Shop". Vern the secret souse indicated when the Red Chinese invasion begins in far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadia that all the Red
Chinese Pug Dog/Orange County Californicadia RePugs will urinate on
every RIGHT WING WACKO gun they have located in far east side of rural RePug Orange County
Californicadia and render all the fire arms of RIGHT WING WACKOS useless. The Red Chinese Pug Dog/Orange County Californicadia RePugs will accomplish this piss
trick by eating a enormous amount
very acidic vine ripened tomatoes changing the PH in the urine to the level of HCL acid that will immeditately corrode firing mechanisms
rendering all fire arms useless making far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadia defenseless and ensuring far east side rural RePug Orange County
Californicadia's capture by the Red Chinese commies without a shot being fired.
Message of the story: Beware of the acid pissing normal looking RePugs in far east side rural RePug Orange County Californicadia or have a corroded firing pin.
Stay tuned for more of the same from our secret souses.
And remember when you RIGHT WING WACKOS need to hide out and lie low or your motor just won't turn over, see Vern down at "Ivan the Invisible Man Camo Paint and Battery Shop" for all you needs in camo and batteries.
NEW!! Ivan's now has all the latest battery powered devices designed to please the ladies when RIGHT WING WACKOS can't get their motor running. All devices packaged
in plain brown cardboard boxes and placed in plastic Wal-Mart sacks insuring the privacy easily embarassed RIGHT WING WACKOS.
Data for this report was compiled from Vern the secret souse at "Ivan the Invisible Man Camo Paint and Battery Shop" high and respected BeltWay souses by dedicated IBS
News Service reporters.
THE TOP 12 THINGS IN GWBUSH'S LIFE.
Bush's favorite movie - Arsenickers and Old Farts
Bush's favorite fish dish - SALMON by chef ELLA
Bush's favorite website - EColi.com
Bush's favorite dessert - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Bush's favorite career move - Becoming a self-producing natural methane gas supplier.
Bush's hobby - Sniffing self produced methane gas fumes.
Bush's favorite saying - "I smell a fart, Hehehehehe."
Bush's favorite saying - "The odor of natural gas is hemispherical. Hehehehehe."
Bush's education policy - "Leave no child behind me".
(Not without a gas mask)
Bush's favorite toy - Whoopee cushion he got in Times Square in 1988.
Bush's cabinet meeting duties - Hiding the whoopee cushion in Dick's chair.
Bush's # 1 question to his cabinet - "Why do my farts have lumps?"
Source - IBS UnderCover News Service