MERIKA'S
POLLUTION TSAR
Showing off his real talents.
He's a smeller, not a speller.

    
    Shrub's smile is one of those frat boy grins    
that SCREAMS.
"I JUST FARTED."
"ANNNDDAAA"
"I did it in an elevator!!!!"
"Or am I on an escalator??????"
"WHATEVVVVEEERRR!!!!"
"Oh well, neither Reagan nor Poppy knew where they were either."
I bet when he does both in the same building he calls it a
DOUBLE DUBYA BUSHITTER.





       
     

  Can the Shrub smell the "Just Happens"?
HA!! Not with those burned out passages!
      I guess with all this stink this Bonzo Bozo is creating     
we should be investing in
RIGHT
WING
GUARD
The stock is bound to soar.
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Don't forget about
GLADE
"DUBYA"
AIR FRESHENER
Gonna be another Wall Street GIANT.
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Just remember, if you can't clear out the stink,
just ask Bush for a smell test failure
COVERUP VOUCHER.
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I want apoligize to BONZO. I know. I know. BONZO, you are the smart chimp.
Forgive me. I meant to say Bozo, the Clown. Not Bonzo, the Chimp.
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ATTENTION VISITORS
I want to apologize to the regular guy and gal skunks,
both foreign and domestic,
around the globe to each of you who finds this page offensive.
As you surely know there is now two breeds of skunks.
For all you regular guy and gal skunks, this page is not directed toward you.
This page is directed at the Bush Skunk.
The Bush Skunk is a dangerous skunk of another smell.

Bush Skunk FAQs
What is a Bush Skunk? - He's a smeller, not a speller. AKA W.
Smeller's favorite movie - Arsenickers and Old Farts
Smeller's favorite fish - SALMON by chef ELLA
Smeller's favorite website - EColi.com
Smeller's favorite appetizer - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite entree - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite dessert - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite late nite snak - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Don't even ask about breakfast.
Smeller's favorite career move - Becoming a self-empolyed natural methane gas producer.
Smeller's hobby - Sniffing self produced methane gas fumes.
Smeller's favorite saying - "I smell a fart, Hehehehehe."
Smeller's favorite saying - "The odor of natural gas is hemispherical. Hehehehehe."
Smeller's claim to fame - "I'm a fart smeller. Hehehehehe."
Smeller's claim to fame - "I'm a smart feller. Hehehehehe."
Smeller's education policy - "Leave no child behind me". (Not without a gas mask)
Smeller's favorite toy - Whoopee cushion he got in Times Square in 1988.
Smeller's cabinet meeting duties - Hiding the whoopee cushion in Dick's chair.
Smeller's # 1 question to his cabinet - "Why do my farts have lumps?"
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Source - IBS News Service




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