He's a smeller, not a speller.
Shrub's smile is one of those frat boy grins
"I JUST FARTED."
"I did it in an elevator!!!!"
"Or am I on an escalator??????"
"Oh well, neither Reagan nor Poppy knew where they were either."
I bet when he does both in the same building he calls it a
DOUBLE DUBYA BUSHITTER.
Can the Shrub smell the "Just Happens"?
HA!! Not with those burned out passages!
I guess with all this stink this
we should be investing in
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both foreign and domestic,
around the globe to each of you who finds this page offensive.
As you surely know there is now two breeds of skunks.
For all you regular guy and gal skunks, this page is not directed toward you.
This page is directed at the Bush Skunk.
The Bush Skunk is a dangerous skunk of another smell.
What is a Bush Skunk? - He's a smeller, not a speller. AKA W.
Smeller's favorite movie - Arsenickers and Old Farts
Smeller's favorite fish - SALMON by chef ELLA
Smeller's favorite website - EColi.com
Smeller's favorite appetizer - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite entree - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite dessert - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Smeller's favorite late nite snak - Cajun Blackened Crow Higher Pie
Don't even ask about breakfast.
Smeller's favorite career move - Becoming a self-empolyed natural methane gas producer.
Smeller's hobby - Sniffing self produced methane gas fumes.
Smeller's favorite saying - "The odor of natural gas is hemispherical. Hehehehehe."
Smeller's claim to fame - "I'm a smart feller. Hehehehehe."
Smeller's education policy - "Leave no child behind me". (Not without a gas mask)
Smeller's cabinet meeting duties - Hiding the whoopee cushion in Dick's chair.
Smeller's # 1 question to his cabinet - "Why do my farts have lumps?"
Source - IBS News Service
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